But he loves you!

Was going through some old George Carlin stuff - classic and pithy:

Summing it up, briefly

Tim Minchin gets it.

Stardom

I knew it was the grooming that made me gay!

Being Faithful

I usually blame it on the boys

This is such a better alternative than going outside on black Friday.

Mika |MTV Music

How creationists explain evolution

Slick Signage

Stumbled upon a fun website: church sign generator. Tired of all the annoying messages on real church signs everywhere? Now you can create your own! With over 17 different designs and several different fonts, put your pithey comment in the mouths of christians from many different denominations. It only took a few minutes to make these:

-Classic design

-Baptist design

-Catholic design

Have some fun with it! Though the server is slow sometimes and you'll have to keeping trying til you get through.

The Epoch of the Ginger

Classy

Apropos